ANS jokes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Let's talk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.