ANS jokes
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
Memes
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"