ANS jokes
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.