ANS jokes
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
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Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Q. What's the difference between an assassinated Healthcare CEO and Old Yeller?
A. I cried when they shot Old Yeller.