ANS jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.