ANS jokes
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Memes
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!