ANS jokes
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.