ANS jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0