ANS jokes
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.