ANS jokes
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.