Animal jokes
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Soy un chacho.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Dumb.
Chihuahua?
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
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