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What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.