Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on a top ten list, but instead of listing breeds, it lists words that eventually spell out "Dachshund." It's like a backwards puzzle, kinda like how you try to understand basic instructions. Dachshunds are awesome, but the joke is still corny, just like your fashion sense.
Terry L
XD
Yeet
Where's mah 4