Animal jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Memes
Have a cat pic
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What can fly?
Bird.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
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