Animal jokes
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
pop pop meow?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.