What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
I'm a fat cow.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
