Animal jokes
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
crazy anal sex
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
pop pop meow?
What can fly?
Bird.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
You
You
You're the cow.