Animal jokes
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!