Animal jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
pop pop meow?
Memes
What can fly?
Bird.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
MooMooMooMoo
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Meow meow meow meow :p
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.