Animal jokes
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Monky.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What can fly?
Bird.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
You
You
You're the cow.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes