What can fly?
Bird.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
pop pop meow?
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
MooMooMooMoo
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Meow meow meow meow :p
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
