Animal jokes
Monky.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.