Animal jokes
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Memes
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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You're the cow.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
pop pop meow?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!