How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Animal Jokes
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
pop pop meow?
What can fly?
Bird.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
