Animal jokes
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Memes
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
"Baaad boy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!