Animal jokes
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
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How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)