Animal jokes
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
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Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.