Animal jokes
Beach whales.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
experiment
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What is mad cow disease?
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!