Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Soy un chacho.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Dumb.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Chihuahua?
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
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