Animal jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Memes
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.