Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Animal Jokes
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
"Baaad boy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
