Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Whaddaya got when ya got yourself a deer with no eyes?
Ya got no-eye-dear.
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
