What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.