A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
a chicken is dellisis
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
