Animal jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Magitat?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
I would give you my crayons if you were really hungry.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.