Animal

Animal jokes

Camel

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Cat

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

Memes

Chick

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Man

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

Dog

Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.

Monkey

I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

Cat

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Ant

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Cat

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.