What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Animal Jokes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Dodo.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
