Animal jokes
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Memes
me at 1 am being a simp for anime girls
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I smell like skunk.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!