Animal jokes
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.