Animal jokes
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What do you call a stupid bear?
The bear that's gonna give this an explanation, and he's dumb.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?