Animal jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...