Animal jokes
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Memes
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I smell like skunk.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.