Animal jokes
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Memes
Magitat?
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.