Animal jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.