Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a knock-knock joke, see? The chicken crosses the road to get to the witch's house. When you ask "Who's there?" the answer is "The chicken!" Get it? It's like the chicken is knocking, you dummy! You probably think chickens lay chocolate eggs, don't you?