I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.