Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."