Animal jokes
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.