Animal jokes
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.