Animal

Animal Jokes

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

What’s up with the foot feet?

What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.

Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈

Get it horse-ing