My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend? Act like a nut.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
