What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Animal Jokes
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
