Black dog is gay.
Animal Jokes
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
