Animal jokes
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!