What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee ππ
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said Μstop horsing around Μ
Get it horse-ing
a chicken is dellisis
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
