Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.