why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
