What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
