Animal jokes
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.