Animal jokes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!