Animal jokes
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
moo.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.