What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.