What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
RIP Harambe
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
