Animal

Animal Jokes

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"