wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
i have a big cock
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
