Animal jokes
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.