Ani jokes

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Any more song suggestions?

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?