Ani jokes

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Any more song suggestions?

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Anyone remember the following?

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.