Ani jokes
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Anyone remember the following?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.