Ani jokes
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Anyone remember the following?
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)