Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lolđ
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldnât have any
Sister: Your so stupid Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make u any smarter!
"Why couldnât the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
what comes in and comes out but you should never miss it
any ideas
SHIT !!!!
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner replyâs with: âCan you hold my hand?â
Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
For any bag of chips its considered family size
I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
Thereâs a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There arenât anyâitâs a one-story house.
