Ani jokes
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Memes
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"