Anatomy jokes

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because it had no body to dance with!

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

My penis is tied in a knot.

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Why is the skeleton sad and alone?

Because he is with nobody.