How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Penis.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
