What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Anatomy Jokes
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
Balls.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
