One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Jacob has a small penis.
pussi
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
