Anatomy jokes
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.