Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Anatomy Jokes
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I suck my dick.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Boner.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
