Anatomy jokes
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
My penis is tied in a knot.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I suck my dick.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Boner.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.