Anatomy jokes
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!