What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Kyle's penis is small.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
