A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
My cock, lmao.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
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What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Really bad penis joke.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
