Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.