Anatomy jokes
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!