Anatomy jokes
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.