Anatomy jokes
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I think my penis has facial recognition.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.