Anatomy jokes
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!