Eat my butt.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
