Anatomy jokes
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Travis has baby hands.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.