What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Travis has baby hands.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
