Anatomy jokes
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)