Anatomy jokes
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.