Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Anatomy Jokes
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. đ
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Lick my nut.
Whatâs the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
Whatâs SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
