Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
My cock, lmao.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
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What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Weenis long.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
