Anatomy jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Penis, neck, rope?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Nice cock, bitch.
Ass cream.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Man, Uranus is so big!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.