A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just donât look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said thatâs a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Stevenâs mom wasnât home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just donât look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said itâs a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just donât look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights Thereâs a snake in the bush.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santaâs sack on it.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, thatâs always been there.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
