Anatomy jokes
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Balls in your jaws.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.