What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Someone stole my balls :(
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Big mummy milkers...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
