Anatomy jokes
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your dad has a huge PP.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.