Anatomy jokes
They are hairy.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Back bent.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Your dad has a huge PP.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.