You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Anatomy Jokes
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Balls in your jaws.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Big black ball sacks.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
