Anatomy jokes
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Suck on deez balls!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Nie cut G.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Biggest balls?
Willy bum.
Boobies!
Vagina?
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.