Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Willy bum.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...