Anatomy jokes

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

Dick in my mouth.

What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Suck on deez balls!

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Nie cut G.

Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.

One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"

Biggest balls?

Willy bum.

Boobies!

Vagina?

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.