Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Woah, nice cock.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
