Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Someone stole my balls :(
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Big mummy milkers...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.