You have more chin than brain cells!
Anatomy Jokes
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
