What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Anatomy Jokes
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Toes for hoes.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
