Anatomy jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Octopus, more like octopussy.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Suck my pp!
Wanna see my pp again?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"