What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
