Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?