Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
