Always jokes
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Memes
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.