Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
women will always be superior to men. after all, they are FEmale. (fe- iron. male-man.)
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
the reson why u have a high piched is because you always sing aproa
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
what is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down? What in the Robot!?
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
GWEN ARE YOU DEAD?????? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
why you always in a mood
i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital the front desk always asks where are you parents
