Always jokes
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!