Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Always Jokes
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
