Always jokes
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Always!
You should always be happy about family and love.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?