Always jokes
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!