Always jokes
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Memes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.