Always jokes
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Memes
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.