What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans hate p0rn hub
They always see a step dad and step sis
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Don't believe what your school bully tells you. Always take it with a grain of assault.
