Always jokes
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.