Always jokes
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.