How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
