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Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
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When my girlfriend broke up with me I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back
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Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
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Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
