Always jokes
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.