Always jokes
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.