Always jokes
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.