Always jokes
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.