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Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)

Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

Who is always looking spot on?

The cheetahs

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My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.

Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer

Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it