Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay ?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler
Guy 1: yeah me too i don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series
Guy 2: omg what did i just say i wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: like i do care :$
Guy 3: but i do care :<
Guy 1: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
Guy 2: but you do care about me
Guy 3: no
Guy 2: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
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What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
